The story r evolves around M INTY, a youthful, raven haired , punk ro ck, femi nist , fema le super h eroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate, which is a good source of antioxidan ts. One day Minty's age nt, BI G BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostag e by DOCTOR BRAIN B ENDER, the evil mastermind. Minty then figh ts her way up v arious perverse floors of Doc...
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The story revolv es a round MIN TY, a you thful, raven haired, punk rock, f eminist, female super h eroine, t hat ge ts her super powers fr om eating choco late, which is a good source of antioxidants. One day Minty's ag ent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentleme n, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, t he evil mas termind. Minty then fights her way u p various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to defeat sev eral unusual villains: CAPTAIN CAPAB ILITY, a freak of nature; SEN SATIO NAL NINJA, an effeminate a ssas sin; RAT MON STER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psy cho m artial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHA N, a sensual sup er vixen; Z EN COWBOY, a blindfo lded gunsl inger; and DOUBLE D ELICIOUS , an intellectual lesb ian vampire. Along this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries o n the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her br ains, and pure brutality to demonstr ate the biol ogical theor y of the survival of th e fit test. Minty: The As sassin is an arts y indie film that honors the wonde rful B-movies tha t pushed the boundaries of Am erican cinema. It pays homage to the underrated. The film respects t he soul of what mak es B-movies entertaining. Ins tead of being restricted by a convoluted storyline, Minty: The Assa ssin focuses on characters - - outrageous personaliti es that say and do some rea lly unconven tional things.
精彩剧情/对白：“铺面卖头花，而里面，则是专门供女子消遣的地方。里面有按摩，美容，按摩便是依着饶穴位来按，你那 里不舒服，酸痛 了，会依着特定的穴位去按。美容则是针对你想要的，给你做专门护理 ，比如祛 痘或者是美白 ，都是有一套流程的。做完这些之余， 还可以听听曲，打打麻将， 叶子牌。噢对了，还有 雅赌。比如，谁和谁想要挑战一 盘下棋啊，便可以在锦一阁公开挑战 ，而其他的夫 人们，可以下 赌注，赌谁赢这样。若是没人挑战，这些夫人们则是可 以自己选下棋手，上去下棋，再下注这样。”
“你在大炎，的确是得到了不少的东西，可你看 看你现在自己的境况如何？虽有权势，可是大炎皇帝压根不信任你，将 顾府这样 禁锢住，不就是为了防备你，有什么意思吗？你若是去剑赵，剑赵太子答应给你一般的剑赵城池，大家一起共谋繁荣。”
“顾大姐，今日是为了你们姐妹两的亲事来的，你 们自己应该也清楚的知道，侍郎府本来完全是高攀不上常威将军府的，常明喜欢也心善，这才答应了亲事。你们本身就是两姐妹，日后嫁来常威将军府，也算是互相有个伴了，你当
“我明白的，如今咱 们家这样的情况，其实也不 必给我买 这些的，大家都一样就好了，不需要特别照顾我 。不过既然已经买了，我想干脆这样吧， 这个肉包子咱们分一分，分成四份，大家都尝尝，等将来咱们有条件了，四个人都吃，怎么样？”
“村长这个人呢， 就是这么个 性子，遇到谁家有 事情了呢，总是要去的，久而久之 ，家里的情况自然是不好的 。听你们家有了赚 钱的门子，村长不让我去找你们，让你们带着几个的一起赚点银 钱，所以只好开口让他们帮着盖房子了，其实要是你们能带着他们赚钱 ，这是最好的。”
