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坐卧两用室

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分类:喜剧 英国 1969

更新:已完结/2026-01-20

主演:丽塔·塔欣厄姆 拉尔夫·理查德森 彼得·库克 

导演:理查德·莱斯特 

剧情简介

这是Richard Le  ster最好的一个片。  An  absurdist classic  This is a wond erfu l surreal  comedy base d on the play  by Spike M  illigan and John Ant robus.  You know that  it is going  to be a n odd film right at the beginning, when the openin g cred  its list the cast in order of their height. The fi lm begins w ith the BB C (Frank Tho rnto n) telling u s through the facade of  an old television t hat this is the third, or i s it the fou rth, annive rsary of  the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours  and 28 minutes. England  is now a ba rren landscape, li ttered with derelict cars an d buildi ngs, hills of old boots, broken crocke ry, and ot her debris . Forty mil lion people peri shed and the re a re only 20 known surv ivors. The Queen did n ot s urvive, and of the 20   known sur vivors the next in li ne for the throne   is a   Mrs  Ethel Schroake of 3 93a High  Street , Leytonstone. Amo ng th e other survivors are R alph Richa rdson (O Lucky Man!) a s Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forw ard to his impend  ing  mutation into a bed  sitting r oom. Michael  Hordern is Bules Martin, wh o wears a 18-car at Hovis bread  ring. Sp  ike Milligan is a postman w ho wa nders around a nd d elivers some mem  orable dialogue, for example An d in come the   three bears  - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sle eping in m y porridge' - and the m ummy bear  said, 'that's no porridge, that was my  wife' . Arthur Lowe i s slow ly turni ng i nto a parrot (which i s then eaten by  Spike Mil  ligan) , while his wife, t he owner of her o wn death certificate,  tur ns into a  wardrobe. Hi s da ughter i s pregn ant with a strange cr eature, which she has he ld i nside her fo r seve  nteen months . Peter Co ok and Dudley Moore are  a pair  of  policemen wh o perp etually tell  the others to keep m oving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the en d. Marty Feldman i s a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. I t's a hilarious,  absurdist  treat, and one  of my treasured  fil mic pleasures.

精彩剧情/对白:“你若是没有,倒是也无妨,就和娘在家里也可 ,你到底不是  男子。只是,就算是你没有其他要做的,我 也想把具体的情况告诉你  ,长意若是中了,将来你的夫婿必然也 不会差,除 非你就想嫁泥腿子,但是呢,大 姐也希望你,慢慢将掌家  的事情学到来。”
“臣在想要什么奖 赏,皇上已经册封了 臣为三品的邵阳将军,这样的恩德,臣已经足够了, 并不需要什么了。臣就在想,臣的媳妇 会想要什么,臣的媳妇喜欢做生意赚钱,臣本想着吧,让 皇上赏一些钱,她应该会高心,后来臣又想 了想,臣的媳妇喜欢做生意  赚钱为的是一家人能过 得好。”
“皇上,是这样的,三皇子身为皇子呢,比较骄傲一些,早先在宫里的时候,大皇子曾经找过意郡主,意郡主并不乐意搭理大皇子,态度也就差了一些。三皇子见到了,就不高兴了,觉得意郡主是一个外姓郡主 ,怎么可以不给皇室的面 子?”
“是这样的,今日过来 ,也正好有个事情要,过两日呢,林庄会安排人过来,和我们庄子上的比 试一下,这个比试呢 ,是决定了之后的大比 试,之后的笔 试,赢聊人 ,可以得到一座新的矿山。咱们庄子上的 情况呢,你们可能不是那么了解。”
“是酒的事情,酒 楼的东家想要和我们谈新的合作,所以让我们去京城,倒不是什么事情。就是这段时间不在,也不知道什么时候回来,能不能麻烦村长帮我们看看家,另外就是铺子和田里的租金, 可能要麻烦村长帮我们收一下了,辛苦村长了,这是我们的心意,村长你收着吧。”

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